Here's my security song parody.
Small rack and a huge back-end
(with apologies to Cake [short skirt, long jacket])
I want a site with a dev like a diamond
I want a site made by the best
I want a site with sanitized input
and code as tight as oubliettes
I want a site with secure certificates
or better: a system that can't be hacked
It's taking in my currency
it's processing my checks
it's touting web security
and leading the pack
I want a site with a small rack
and a huuuuuuuge… back-end.
I want a site that scales up quickly
I want a site without updates
I want a site with uninterrupted operation
that uses cloud services to cut through red tape
with virtuals that deploy like that -snap-
and policies as sharp as broken glass
It's better: a system that cannot be hacked.
It's touting web security
and leading the pack
I want a site with a small rack
and a huuuuuuuge… back-end.
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I want a site with easy click deployment
I want a site with awesome admins
The Internet will bring us together
We'll negotiate when audit comes in
We want a site that's actually secure
The CIO wants PCI cert
We are changing support to an MSSP
We are trading our in-house for something a lot less messy
I want a site with a small rack
and a huuuuuuuge… back-end.
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